
An Extra Large Cherry Red, Double Layered, Push Button, Pop Open Umbrella
vs.
Lots of Rain
Brisk Walk to the van
Purse clutched close
Shoes carefully skipping puddles
Body carefully positioned in the CENTER
of the umbrella
DRY :)
Rain Beats down
Open the door to the van.
Rain gets seat wet
Sit in wet seat.
Back of slacks soaked.
Put purse in passenger seat with one arm out the door holding umbrella.
Close extra large umbrella.
Excess water on top of the umbrella drenches hair and runs down my arms.
Pull umbrella quickly in the van, across my lap, in to the back seat.
Lap is now soaked.
Close door, which is now collecting a puddle in the inside handle.
Staying dry in the rain because you have
An Extra Large Cherry Red, Double Layered, Push Button, Pop Open Umbrella
An ILLUSION!
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